The Hate List

This place has been dead for awhile, so I'll take the time to complain about a few things I really hate (as of 03/06/06). Not in order...

1. The Cheesestrings advert
2. Simmers
3. The metric system
4. New films
5. Members of Scottish cults
6. Dennis Waterman (both varieties)
7. Michael Eisner
8. How Disney slaps the word "Classic" on any old muck
9. Rubber gloves
10. Products that break the first time you take them off the shelf
11. Summer weather
12. "Summer days... drifting away." Bad song
13. "Tell me more, tell me more!" Worse lyrics
14. The *£*$!!? who flushed London After Midnight down the toilet
15. Wooden paddles
16. The duck that watched me
17. The duck that kissed me, then took a bite out of my anchovie baked sandwich
18. Being chased around a kitchen table by timbre wolves whilst wearing socks on a slippery surface
19. Human eyes that resemble that of a cursed deer
20. Witchsmellers
21. Neville Longbottom
22. The Anti-Karloff (he's out there, somewhere)
23. Text messages
24. Post-1950's technology
25. THX SOUND SYSTEMS
26. Dolby (surround sound) forest
27. Car Craft
28. The medieval ban on scythes
29. Cow tools
30. "Little Whoopsie!" What her parents said when she was born...
31. The Clover advert (We all hate Clover...)
32. Scientology
33. Remakes. Original ideas, anyone?
34. Disneyland Beckfield Lane was replaced by Disneyland Paris
35. Yogi Bear
36. Arthur! "Hey, hey! We're gonna make yer play! Get dancin'..."
37. Recess and their crap-tacular moral lessons
38. Nudity. EVERYBODY looks better fully-dressed, with a jaunty bowler hat and a rolled-up British newspaper. Stout chap/chapesse
39. Mr. Moustachio, captain of hearts, souls and melody
40. Sentiment. "Darling, observe the flowers!"
41. Poppleton's cheesy underage football team
42. Leonard Maltin's beard
43. Stephen Fry's lack of a beard
44. Rasputin's fashion sense
45. Pauline, the considerate blackbird
46. Ignorance
47. Pointless wires
48. Talking teapots/washpots/ironingboards/people
49. Hypocrisy
50. Portabello Road. Portabello Road. Street where the riches of ages are sold
51. Lists that end at a nice round number. Take that Pythagoras!