A Tentative Note

It has come to my unwavering and slightly shaken attention that there are several entrepeneurs out there on the interweb, entrepeneuring their entrepeneurships around the entrepeneurnet. These scum must die. The blogs in question belong to two of Manor School's most heinious villains, detailed below:

Callum D. (for "Derwent College") Jeffrey posting at "The Daily Yawn."

James W. (for "Wishy-Washy") Davies posting at "All Things Wishy-Washy."

Avoid these so-called "sister sites" with a death vengeance. They will consume, corrupt, and contaminate your immortal soul; chain you in the deepest and most Hellish of Lucifer's pits; and trap you inside an Aero bar.

And please, will Edna Moles, Cheeseman, Maureen/Doreen, and Mrs. Dibb stop posting garbage amidst these golden pillars. All material is subject to my personal approval. Feel free to send a swarm of digital bugs over to these other offending sites. A ladybug(s), as it were.