The Dictionary Atkinsonian

A few noble quotes from the world's greatest living chemist.

• "You plum-bum!"
• "Don't be a Geoffrey, Jeffrey."
• "Why it's astatine, Justine."
• "This met-ol is as soft as cheee-eee-eeese."
• "Met-ols!"
• "Met-uls!"
• "Met-els!"
• "Met-ils!"
• "Right-ho!"
• "Argh!"
• "I invite you to talk."
• "Shhhhhh - don't tok!"
• "Stop your incessant char-tar!"
• "Pleeeeeeeeease..."
• "The gas airrr-rrr-rrr."
• "Qiy-ut!"
• "Let us feed the pooooooooor..."
• "Notice my... rock-shelf!"
• "This is... gypsum! A gypsum stick!"
• *Pointlessly throws a cherished elemental substance in the air and clumsily catches it.*
• "Can you beat the tee-chur?"

If we got the chance, I'm sure we would. Heh, heh, heh.