Baker! The Musical...

Just a few of the song titles from the multi-million West End musical blockbuster starring everybody's favourite librarian.

• Baker!
• Have You Done a Print Preview?
• I Got Locked in the Store Cupboard, and Lived to Tell the Tale (March)
• A Life Without Spellcheck
• It's Not Library, it's LRC
• I Hate Martin!
• Ballad of the Lost Kiwi
• I'm Just as Good as Mrs. Dibb, No Mistake
• Mr. Shiels, You're the Only One for Me
• I Hate Martin! (Reprise)
• Bags Out the Library - Not Including Me
• Big Bag Romance
• Fantasia on Repetitive MIDI Files
• Baker! (Big, Fat Sing-Off)

I'm holding out for the sequel. It's sure to feature a certain crusty schoolmaster floating eerily around his classroom and crumbling to dust as the sun rises. In the immortal words of Rolf Harris: "Can you guess what it is yet? Eh, eh? Oh, gimme a break, sport! They're taking away my extra leg after the failure of Bestiality Hospital!"