Breaking in the Blodgings
As Wednesday's thrilling addition to my blodgings in Baker Street, I submit a scintillating little drawing I did in Paint. Well... simple computer programs please simple minds, after all.
http://img400.imageshack.us/my.php?image=welcome0il.png
How about that! It looks almost like I imagine myself to appear! I think in some weird way, it reflects the hidden degradation of our collective immortal souls. And it's a lot more significant than Gerard Butler's piffling skin wrinkle in 2004's The Phantom of the Opera. What a wimp. If you want ghastly makeup, go see the 1925 version, starring the great Lon Chaney, who also played in 1923's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. His Phantom looks like he's come dripping out of a festering leper colony plonked in the middle of an atomic battlefield (the actor used improvised metal prongs to scrunch his nose up, and suffered from the most incredible nose bleeds). And of course, the film's silent, so you can absorb my velvet tones as I yammer on about it for ninety minutes.
Tune in next time for the first thrilling installment of a Harry Potter spoof, subtitled "Everybody Hates the Potter Boy," or "Potter: A Ten Minute Interpretive Opera." I, James Swanton (expert copyeditor), solemnly swore to write James Davies' (originator, writer, part-time pirate of Penzance) name before mine, and will do all in my power to achieve that egocentric goal of his.
Whoops.
http://img400.imageshack.us/my.php?image=welcome0il.png
How about that! It looks almost like I imagine myself to appear! I think in some weird way, it reflects the hidden degradation of our collective immortal souls. And it's a lot more significant than Gerard Butler's piffling skin wrinkle in 2004's The Phantom of the Opera. What a wimp. If you want ghastly makeup, go see the 1925 version, starring the great Lon Chaney, who also played in 1923's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. His Phantom looks like he's come dripping out of a festering leper colony plonked in the middle of an atomic battlefield (the actor used improvised metal prongs to scrunch his nose up, and suffered from the most incredible nose bleeds). And of course, the film's silent, so you can absorb my velvet tones as I yammer on about it for ninety minutes.
Tune in next time for the first thrilling installment of a Harry Potter spoof, subtitled "Everybody Hates the Potter Boy," or "Potter: A Ten Minute Interpretive Opera." I, James Swanton (expert copyeditor), solemnly swore to write James Davies' (originator, writer, part-time pirate of Penzance) name before mine, and will do all in my power to achieve that egocentric goal of his.
Whoops.
posted by James C. Swanton at 4:36 PM
13 Comments:
When I first tried Activia yoghurts I thought they were mank. But now my tum's as bloated as an ox in a spring time haystack. Praise Activia for their ground breaking research. Who knows what f**k they'll come up with next. Maybe they'll make me feel good for a chance.
Maureen sends her love and kisses
P.S. - Doreen has past on, along with that cat from Coronation Street. See you all later
When I first tried Activia yoghurts I thought they were mank. But now my tum's as bloated as an ox in a spring time haystack. Praise Activia for their ground breaking research. Who knows what f**k they'll come up with next. Maybe they'll make me feel good for a chance.
Maureen sends her love and kisses
P.S. - Doreen has past on, along with that cat from Coronation Street. See you all later
When I first tried Activia yoghurts I thought they were mank. But now my tum's as bloated as an ox in a spring time haystack. Praise Activia for their ground breaking research. Who knows what f**k they'll come up with next. Maybe they'll make me feel good for a chance.
Maureen sends her love and kisses
P.S. - Doreen has past on, along with that cat from Coronation Street. See you all later
When I first tried Activia yoghurts I thought they were mank. But now my tum's as bloated as an ox in a spring time haystack. Praise Activia for their ground breaking research. Who knows what f**k they'll come up with next. Maybe they'll make me feel good for a chance.
Maureen sends her love and kisses
P.S. - Doreen has past on, along with that cat from Coronation Street. See you all later
When I first tried Activia yoghurts I thought they were mank. But now my tum's as bloated as an ox in a spring time haystack. Praise Activia for their ground breaking research. Who knows what f**k they'll come up with next. Maybe they'll make me feel good for a chance.
Maureen sends her love and kisses
P.S. - Doreen has past on, along with that cat from Coronation Street. See you all later
When I first tried Activia yoghurts I thought they were mank. But now my tum's as bloated as an ox in a spring time haystack. Praise Activia for their ground breaking research. Who knows what f**k they'll come up with next. Maybe they'll make me feel good for a chance.
Maureen sends her love and kisses
P.S. - Doreen has past on, along with that cat from Coronation Street. See you all later
When I first tried Activia yoghurts I thought they were mank. But now my tum's as bloated as an ox in a spring time haystack. Praise Activia for their ground breaking research. Who knows what f**k they'll come up with next. Maybe they'll make me feel good for a chance.
Maureen sends her love and kisses
P.S. - Doreen has past on, along with that cat from Coronation Street. See you all later
When I first tried Activia yoghurts I thought they were mank. But now my tum's as bloated as an ox in a spring time haystack. Praise Activia for their ground breaking research. Who knows what f**k they'll come up with next. Maybe they'll make me feel good for a chance.
Maureen sends her love and kisses
P.S. - Doreen has past on, along with that cat from Coronation Street. See you all later
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